so those of you who know me, also know that in the past two years i've broken the same toe twice, chipped bones in two fingers and had assorted injuries (including falling onto a tray of water bottles, face forward and ending up with one boob approximately two cup sizes smaller than the other!!)
so on sunday, i do all my housework, place is looking lovely and shiny and the kitchen floor is gleaming (new product, one of those wash-no-need-to-rinse jobbies)....of course i do all this barefoot, that's something else most people know about me...i hate shoes
anyway....time for my shower...i apply my facepack (blue!) and wait for it to dry...then start the water....get it all lovely and warm and place one foot into the bathtub
at which point i defy gravity, do a flip up towards the ceiling and end up lying in the bath....my headband flies out of the bathroom and ends up in the living room, my head comes down hard on one side of the bath and my right bumcheek on the other...how i didn't tear the shower curtain off it's hooks i don't know....
so i'm lying there with one leg hanging over the side of the bath, water and facepack mixing together and running into my eyes, my head hurts like the dickens and there's noone to help (actually thank god coz that meant there's noone to see)..i have a huge bump on my head and i'm sure a bruise on my ass...i haven't looked, i don't make a habit of looking at my own ass!!!!
i'm not safe out alone...hell i'm not safe home alone...most of my injuries have happened at home....apart from my latest
we're renovating our offices and somehow i got involved in 'quality control'...so i'm explaining to a carpenter, the exact height i need the hanger rail in a wardrobe to be, and to demonstrate the length needed for a suit bag (envision please one of those models showing off, say, a car....you know the long sweep of the hand)...and my hand slammed into a shelf on the inside of the door...several hours later i have a black and blue hand and it's all swollen...started off in one are and it's spreading!!!! OOOOUUUUCCCCHHHHHH it HURTS!!!!!
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OMG, Fiona....I haven't laughed that hard in I don't know how long.
I got such a visual, cuz you gave such an awesome blow by blow description. *L*
OF COURSE, I do hope you are ok, and this doesn't happen again.
But, mannnnnnnnn, what a story *L*
BE CAREFUL, WOMAN *G* ~hugs~ [img]graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]wink.gif[/img]
blue face..shampoo bottle missing..naked..hmmmmmmmmmmm.. [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] are you sure you werent having some kinda kinky fetish thing going on??? [img]eek.gif[/img]
My goodness Fi -giggles- Your stories are the best!! I like Kassy got such an awesome visual and kinda got the giggles. I'm sorry that you did hurt yourself and I hope you're not in too much pain. I do however want to thank you for putting a smile on my face today. [img]graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
Oh FI! *HUGS* ya gently *hands you a body cast*
and *LMAO*
OMG...i havent laughed that hard in a long time!
im so sorry you got hurt....but.....omg....im
still laughing *L*
Fi... Damn! Ya think Lloyds of London would ever insure you??? [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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<font size="4" face="Tempus Sans ITC, Verdana, Arial">hhahahahaha!!!! i was so seeing 'psycho' at thatOriginally posted by Fiona-A:
...how i didn't tear the shower curtain off it's hooks i don't know....
point... but some parody of psycho. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
i'm sorry that happened but that was such a
well written story, god, i think i giggled so
hard i have a tear in my eye
kassy...you've known me long enough to know it's just me being me *L*....
hahahahah manda, mrs. gator, shatzy...i too found the humour very quickly...i did actually lie there in the bath unable to move chuckling to myself....and groaning in pain!!! hong kong baths are very small, very low and VERY hard to get out of...usually i get out of the bath when it's still full coz i've floated to the top and it's easier!!!
eerrmm wild....trust me my butt isn't worth insuring with lloyds!!!!!! hahahhahahaha
and as for you missy chele.....there was no intimate involvement with a shampoo bottle...it fell on the floor OUTSIDE the bath when i fell into it!!!!
i'm bruised....i'm battered....i'm a clumsy clut.....but i'm STILL HERE!!!! *L*
*takes a bow*
LMFAO, FI.........
say, "takes a bow"
"I will be performing all week"
hhaahahahaha
STILL laffin'..... hope yer well, hon
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it matters not how many times you fall...it only matters how many times you get back up....
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